April 2009
1 post
RE: Observe and Report
Jody Hill’s character piece is gratuitous in all the right ways.
February 2009
3 posts
RE: Taken
Broke Down Palace with a badass dad and prostitutes in France.
RE: Slumdog Millionaire
Kaiser Soze loses limp, wins game show, gets girl … in India
RE: the NatGeo Channel
Present day History Channel for richer, younger people with grad degrees
January 2009
7 posts
RE: Scrubs on ABC
ABC should be knighted for restoring my faith in broadcast TV.
RE: Bon Iver
Indie rocker, gets French name, sings falsetto about heartbreak, hipsters swoon.
RE: Top Gun
Douchebag kid from Taps, still a dbag, but now flies jets.
RE: Notorious
Biopics never capture how truly unattractive humans are in real life.
RE: Chinese Democracy by Guns and Roses
Geffen’s homosexuality is best exemplified by this 12 million dollar investment.
RE: Malcolm Gladwell's Writing
White guys with afros have too much spare time to waste.
RE: Benjamin Button
Forrest Gump and Big Fish have a child with daddy issues.