11 Word Reviews

RE: Observe and Report

Jody Hill’s character piece is gratuitous in all the right ways.

Broke Down Palace with a badass dad and prostitutes in France.

Kaiser Soze loses limp, wins game show, gets girl … in India

Present day History Channel for richer, younger people with grad degrees

ABC should be knighted for restoring my faith in broadcast TV.

Indie rocker, gets French name, sings falsetto about heartbreak, hipsters swoon.

Douchebag kid from Taps, still a dbag, but now flies jets.

Biopics never capture how truly unattractive humans are in real life.

Geffen’s homosexuality is best exemplified by this 12 million dollar investment.

White guys with afros have too much spare time to waste.